Winter comes; and our complaints
Grow apace as summer faints,
Waning days grow dull and drear,
Something tells, too well, I fear,
That I’ve found a germ or two;
Something seems – ee! – ah! Tish-OO.
Subthig certigly does tell
That I’b very far frob weel.
Ad I’b cadging cold, I fear
As the wading days grow near,
Winter cubs; ad our complades
Grow apace as subber fades.