Sweet, think how much the better it would be
If you thro’ life should thus preserve your beauty.
It really doesn’t matter much to me;
But don’t you think you owe the world a duty,
And don’t you think that thro’ some kindly thought –
Of me, for instance – beauty were well bought?
Those wrinkles on your face, dear,
Those bags beneath your eyes
Are but the evil trace, dear,
Of temper, spite and lies.
Why can’t you be a saint, dear,
Like dear old Joan of Arc;
Be pleasant – which you ain’t, dear,
And do not be a nark.
Consider, sweetheart, if you smiled always
How much, thro’ weeks, your face might be improving;
In place of which, in these unhappy days,
You go to beauty shops for the removing
Of wrinkles, blemishes and ugly warts.
Why, when a smile will serve, seek these resorts?
Why can’t you raise a grin, sweet,
And be a little beauty?
For ugliness is sin, sweet,
And loveliness a duty.
So, for my sake, why can’t you make
An effort to he glad.
Just think of me and joyful be;
For I am not too bad.